Etsy Selling Pills That Will Let You Poo Glitter

How’s this for a Christmas gift?

Glitter pills.  Yup, you read that right.

Pills of glitter.

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That will make you poo glitter.

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Actual glitter.

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In your toilet.

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I know, I know, you’re getting excited about the possibilities, but I’m just going to leave the FAQs from their Etsy here:

“F.A.Q.

Q. Will these make my poop glittery?
A. We have no idea, they are for decorative purposes only.

Q. Am I supposed to eat Glitterpills?
A. No, absolutely not, the risk is entirely on you, the customer.

Q. Are these safe to eat?
A. Probably not, if you decide to eat them, you assume all liability and risk that comes with that decision. IN OTHER WORDS DO NOT EAT GLITTERPILLS!!!

Q. What is the point of Glitterpills?
A. They look awesome!!! They are a unique product that many people simply find fascinating.”

“BY PURCHASING GLITTERPILLS PRODUCTS , THE BUYER AGREES THAT ALL LIABILITY OF MISUSE EITHER ACCIDENTAL OR INTENTIONAL IS THE BUYER’S RESPONSIBILITY.
KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN .”

 

Still want them?  Find them here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/203318139/50-randomly-assorted-glitterpills-buy-2?ref=related-0

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